I guess i belong in jail. heh heh, cool maybe?

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Well its time to see how much worse ive gotten in a year or so. im sure ive done this one before, but yeah,  i want to try it again.



[ ] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[x] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ x had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn Doujinshi and Sensitive Pornograph.
[x] bought porn.
[ ] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 8


[x] taken painkillers.
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parent.
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[x] wished someone to die. (only in my manic phases,)
[ ] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 17


[ ] missed curfew. (never had one. my sister was the bad child, i was allowed to do what ever i wanted so long as the cops didnt bring me home.)
[x] stayed out all night.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist.
[x] received a ticket. (for expired tags.as i was on my way to renew them. i was PISSED)
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident. (none of which were my fault thank you)
[x] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 24


[x] been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night. (for the record, whiskey is bad ass, and will knock you on your ass if you drink like me.)
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything.
[ ] wore black nail polish.
[x] wore arm bands. (Rainbow Arm band for the win)
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap. (it made my ears bleed,but i guess it still counts)
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL:30

[ ] dressed gothic.
[ ] dressed girly.
[x] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[x] been too drunk to remember anything. ( yeah.... what i do remember was fun. what i dont worries me)
[ x blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 35

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[x] been to a concert.
[x] dry-humped someone
[ ] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.(but i didnt mean to.heh heh)

TOTAL: 42

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. (no.just no)
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[x] cruised the mall.
[x] skipped school.
[x] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court.
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] caught something on fire.(what kid hasnt played with fire at some point?)
[x] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 51

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence.
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF.
[ ] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger.
[x] kissed a stranger. (yeah, this one and the last three... gay man, local bath house. need i say more?)
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 59


[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online. ( only when i know them through other people. random hook ups are a little to dangerous for my taste)
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence.
[ ] drank and drove. (youd think i would have, as much as i drink sometimes, but so far, no. weird?)
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. (and the same. at the same time. cuddle pile.  heh heh.)
[ ] cheated on a test. (peff. i was too nerdy. i knew all the answers, it was the rest of the kids cheating off of my test. )

TOTAL: 67


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]
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JllyGrnGnt's avatar
Shakin' my head.

Many of the choices are kinda dumb and unrelated.